Mornings are hard. You’re sound asleep and then you’re not. Not to mention there is the alarm situation. You know the one where you groan, roll over and hit snooze a whole bunch thus making you very late for work? Could it get worse? Why yes it could- check this little puppy out.

Now instead of waking up, you are rousted out of bed when your alarm clock goes off shrieking underneath your head and shaking your pillow. I am totally serious. I have no idea who would buy this but it sounds more like a health hazard than an alarm clock. Has anybody else heard of this? Or better yet, does anyone own one? I am desperate to find someone who owns this and get a report.